Rules (AKA semi-legalistic brouhaha):
1. This prize does not include any transportation whatsoever.
2. If transportation is unavailable, one autographed paperback from any of my titles of the winner's choosing may be substituted.
3. The lunch will take place on a Saturday or Sunday at a date and time agreed to by both myself and the winner.
4. There is no limit on the number of guesses.
5. This contest may be cancelled at any time, for any reason, without obligation.